Here's a little poem I stole from a friend... it's pretty awesome! this is how i feel about this coming v~day, everyone before it, & prolly many more to come... this is for all of you who are like me & HATE this stupid hallmark... holiday, i GUESS is what you can call it. i mean, it's not even a holiday! during holidays, your whole family gets together & eats a HUGE meal together... you get time offa school for a holiday... somethin big happened tens of thousands of THOUSANDS of years ago (CHRISTmas, Thanksgiving, the Fourth of July, etc) does valentine's day fall under ANY of those catagories??? oh what's that?!? no you say?! yea, it's NOT a frickin holiday!! baaaahhhhhh!!! sry, i'm goin before i go on w/this rant... so w/o further adeiu... the Valentine's Day poem:
Ode to Valentine's Day Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is that schtuff for People get mushy and start acting queer It's definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass. Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass. I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak And wear all black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but soon it will fade. For all they are doing is trying to get laid. The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit, Because I think love is a bunch of $#!+.
So there's my story... what can I say. Love bites ass... SCREW VALENTINE'S DAY